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Trailer 2 of the Day: Machete

July 9th 2010 21:01
: Grindhouse Fake Trailer Becomes a Feature
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I really like that when making Grindhouse they had fake trailers before it and they liked the look of this one so much they decided to make the feature. Now I really want to see the gay priest movie with Toby Maguire and Robert Downey Jnr from prior to Tropic Thunder. I have included Satan's Alley trailer at the end also because it just makes me laugh!

Machete is based on the "faux" trailer in Robert Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse, featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles. The cast is massive B grade talent, plus De Niro and I think this will be trashy fun similar to Grindhouse. Bring it on I say!! Rodriguez does some fun stuff and I think this one will do quite well.

Machete, Robert Rodriguez, Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro


The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

This one is out September 3, 2010.



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Comment by JohnDoe

July 11th 2010 22:39
from the trailers this movie really does put the "F" in fan-fucking-tastic. Quality trash pleasure me thinks.

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