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The Unborn ($2-)

March 1st 2009 10:22
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The Unborn ($2-)



Sometimes the soul of a dead person has been so tainted with evil that it is denied entrance to heaven. It must endlessly wander the borderlands between worlds, desperately searching for a new body to inhabit.
And sometimes it actually succeeds.
Writer/director David Goyer (Blade: Trinity, The Invisible, Batman Begins) gives a terrifying glimpse into the life of the undead in The Unborn, a supernatural thriller that follows a young woman pulled into a world of nightmares when a demonic spirit haunts her and threatens everyone she loves.
Casey Bell (Odette Yustman) hated her mother for leaving her as a child. But when inexplicable things start to happen, Casey begins to understand why she left. Plagued by merciless dreams and a tortured ghost that haunts her waking hours, she must turn to the only spirtual advisor, Sendak (Gary Oldman), who can make it stop.
With Sendak's help, Casey uncovers the source of a family curse dating back to Nazi Germany - a creature with the ability to inhabit anyone or anything that is getting stronger with each possession. With the curse unleashed, her only chance at survival is to shut a doorway from beyond our world that has been pried open by someone who was never born.



The perfect description I found for this film I read in another review - "It Should have been strangled at birth" - this is the worse film I have seen that has been released since the Happening. The plot is so convuluted and borrows (poorly) from many of the past greats of horror. With a plot that throws in the most laughable excorcism imaginable and boy who would like to be Damian from The Omen it just has no originality and drags on senselessly.



The start tries so desperately to set a serious tone but lacks anything to stay in the cinema and want to watch - ok you get to see total hotties Cam Gigandet and Odette Yustman in underwear - big whoop. Scoring an M rating it was obvious this film was going to hold back. For a couple that is meant to be in love and having regular sex surely they should spend more than 5mins together. Perhaps a love scene between these two would have drawn more of a crowd. Also with the M rating I was never expecting to be gored and scared out of my mind. The film does have a couple of gruesome things that I thoroughly enjoyed. Simple and effective with a dog barking with it's head on upside down - it was a small visual suited to The Cell (J LO). I also liked Michael Sassone walking up stairs very Ring style.



But this I think was the problem of the film - they had some great visuals and thought "how can we string this together so we can get them onscreen". "I know" said someone "lets just use what's been done before and not be original at all". This of course will get the visuals on screen but will give absolutely nothing to an audience that wants to be scared. Bryn did warn me when I said the trailer looked bloody brilliant that this could mean the film is totally crap. If only I had listened.

I had read a lot of reviews blaming the writer and script for a crap film but the writer was David Goyer who wrote The Dark Knight & Batman Begins. I couldn't believe this guy could write crap and surely when a director reads a film this bad and continues to film it he or she must be to blame - but then I found out that David Goyer also directed the film. My answer was solved. No one else wanted it so he directed himself. Goyer directed Blade Trinity and a film called The Invisible - never saw them for mean and obvious reasons.



And finally - what on earth is Gary Oldman doing in this film? I consider him one of the greatest actors of his generation and for him to agree to be in this he was eiither a) smoking heaps of drugs when offered the role or b) owes millions of dollars to drug dealers and needed the money or c) I have no bloody idea. There is one scene towards the end where you think he is dead and then in the lame climax of the film when you think the lead may die along comes Gary (Rabbi) reading from sone religious book. I laughed out loud in the cinema and am pretty sure this was not the intention of the scene.



Totally lame and I would not even bother on DVD - the film should have gone straight to an ABC release on a Monday. This is the first film I have serioulsy considered walking out on in ages and for this is worth $2- and only because the kid is cool and the dog looks sweet.
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Comment by Bryn

March 1st 2009 21:59
The best performance in the movie was Odette's camel-toe revealing underwear ....

Comment by Cibbuano

March 2nd 2009 01:29
well, then, maybe I WILL watch it, Bryn.

Comment by rix

March 2nd 2009 05:50
utterly utterly dissapointed, thort this was gonna be sik, good review jase

Comment by The Rusty Can

March 2nd 2009 06:23
Barto was cool, but Matty was just... not. The dog was bizarrely cute for me... I laughed out loud when I saw it....

Comment by Jason King

March 2nd 2009 06:27
Bryn - all I will say is eeeeeeeewwwwww

Cibby - don't encourage him haha

Sammy - thanks - it was so shit, I watched it with Elmo and Cremer. Good to see him - we sat in La Prem and ended up talking about his holiday as the cinema was empty.

Comment by Jason King

March 2nd 2009 06:29
Rusty - agreed on Barto - I should have written something about him, that was also his very first part of acting - he could become some scary horror freak kid. And the dog - I want one!! I also liked the mask at the start. But that's about it!

Comment by Wynona Lavota

March 2nd 2009 07:40
I'm actually quite looking forward to seeing the film- I thought the trailer was was gripping.

Comment by Jason King

March 2nd 2009 07:57
That was the problem Wynona - the trailer looked SO good. I had been excited to see the film for months and everything good is in the trailer - the rest is a disaster - if you watch it let me know what you think. But be quick - it won't last at the movies very long.
Thanks for comment!

Comment by David O'Connell

March 2nd 2009 08:01
Very entertaining review Jason! There's nothing like the liberation of letting loose on a film!

It's so disappointing when an excellent screenwriter flops behind the camera, but I guess they should stick to what they know best!

I reviewed Goyer's film The Invisible a few months back and can attest to the fact that it's quite ordinary as well. Like Bryn and everyone else though I was excited by the trailer for The Unborn, it looked like it had great potential. I guess we've had our hopes unrealistically raised again! Damn.

Comment by Jason King

March 2nd 2009 08:59
LOL - thanks David - I don't actually like letting loose on films and my friends in the past used to never listen to me when I would tell them to watch something as I used to LOVE everything released but I think my tastes have matured and I can now tell shit from gold. Most of them still don't listen to me

I completely agree with sticking to you know best but he hit gold with the Batman writing and if he keeps going at directing I can seriously see Goyer eventually hitting gold. He just needs to either write something spectacular and then create it spectacularly or find something written amazing and direct it so.

Can u link The Invisible so everyone can have a look - I would be keen to see it to see where he is constantly going wrong with his direction.

As for the trailer Bryn actually warned me it could mean the film would be crap but I said something along the lines of "I will maintain faith and believe it will be great" - I have learnt my lesson and will trust Bryn a lot more.

But serioulsy trailers can shit me to tears, they can be the best advertisement for a piece of crap. Onbe of my closest friends actually used to laugh at me because I have been known to cry in trailers. For some reason the Melanie Griffith trailer for Shining Through comes to mind - for some reason every time I saw it I was moved to tears. Pity about the film.
R&J and Titanic trailer also seem to bring forth tears for their amazing ability to remind me of pure genius in film making.

Thanks for your comment and support as always.

Comment by Cinemadime.

March 2nd 2009 10:24
OMG THOSE PICS ARE SCARY

Comment by Jason King

March 2nd 2009 10:30
LOL Cinemadime - if only the film was not a joke then it could have maintained the imagery. Thanks for your comment.

Comment by Morgan Bell

March 2nd 2009 16:40
im not trying to split hairs, but i think the Nolan bros wrote the actual scripts for Batman Begins and the Dark Knight, and ya mate Goyer just did the overall story concept

i could be wrong, or not understand the collaborative process in screenwriting fully, but thats what ive read

he was a co-writer on Jumper which was adapted from a novel, and i thought as a film Jumper leaned heavily on the brilliance of the overall concept with the actual script being a little saggy in places (ie: the characters played by less talented actors tended to woodeness easily)

i offer this hypothesis: perhaps Goyer is a writer that works better in a team where he is not principally responsible for constructing dialogue?

im not an expert, maybe Cibbuano or Bryn or David O'Connell will know more about it . . . or perhaps even you my dear Jason?

Comment by Jason King

March 2nd 2009 21:09
In Batman begins he is listed as writing the screenplay and story, on Dark Knight he is credited with only story. I am pretty sure he came up with original story concept and then him and the bros battle it out for a final draft and am confident he is hired by them.
Jumper could have been brilliant but agreed it relied on concept too much.
Perhaps he does work better in a team when his stupidity can be reigned in but regardless of it all - the film Unborn is shit Haha

Comment by Bryn

March 2nd 2009 23:12
Goyer was also responsible for penning Blade, Blade II and Blade: Trinity. I've seen the first two, which I enjoyed on a trashy level. Del Toro directed the superior sequel. Goyer directed Trinity.

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