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Twilight Medics on Call to Assist Fainting Fans

September 1st 2009 01:09
: ROBERT PATTINSON IS NOT EDWARD
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It's basically Beetlemania on the set of the new Twilight film with young teens passing out and/ or hyperventilating. A site not really seen since the Beetles used to tour.

I do see that Robert Pattinson is attractive but cannot see the cause for people passing out in his presence. Taylor Lautner on the otherhand....

Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black Shirtless Twilight Poster


Medics are on standby on the set of the TWILIGHT movies, to help fans overcome by the sight of their idols.

The vampire franchise has whipped teenagers into a frenzy, particularly over hunky stars Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner.

And Lautner admits some devotees can't control their emotions.

Taylor Lautner, Jacob Black Shirtless Twilight Poster


He tells Interview magazine, "We've met many different fans: the criers, who come around quite often; the hyperventilators, who stop breathing and have to have a medic come. We've definitely seen some passion."

TEENS BE ADVISED: ROBERT PATTINSON IS NOT EDWARD AND TAYLOR CANNOT TURN INTO A WAREWOLF!!!!!!!

And this article just proves how shallow I am - I only did it so I could search shirtless Taylor Lautner pics - hahahaha

Thanks to Sean for sending me the article.
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Comment by Dianna G

September 1st 2009 01:53
Hahahaha.

Twilight fans are sad. They make me cringe on the inside. Though not as much as leaving the con and passing all those Jonas Brothers fans *shudders* what is the world coming to?

~Dianna

Comment by Natalina

September 1st 2009 02:15
Jason, You pervo!

Although, I don't know who's pervier...you for posting these or me for clicking on this post without reading the headline or knowing who wrote it...sucked in by those abs.... How old is this kid? I need to know just how pervy I really am! Hehehe

I could really give a rip about Twilight, except now I have to pretend I do because my husband (clueless sweetheart that he is) bought me the whole set of books for our anniversary. I just don't have the heart to tell him that I had no desire to read them! He tries

Comment by Jason King

September 1st 2009 02:52
Dianna and Natalina - you are both pervs - welcome to the club and for proving that sex sells

Dianna - The Jonas Brothers never took off in Australia - we played their movie in 3D for one week and I think we only sold 20 tickets in total for 140 sessions of the film. But I can see that they are the male Miley Cirus' of the US and that would be scary. I just think all teens want a new sex craze regularly and this will replace the Harry Potter fans - just imagine how crazy they all would have gone if Harry was buff.

Natalina - That's bad ass pervo please
I think he is 18 LOL
But you can't knock an old bod and I am sure we can both pass as cougars - hahahahaha

As for the books - I have to say I LOVED them - they are basic written Mills and Boone romance that is addictive. It is a good love story and there is something about vampires that is just so damn alluring. The first and last books are great and the middle ones are a bit slower but you should read them and you may get surprised.

Thanks for the comments cougars - oops - I meant ladies

Comment by Dianna G

September 1st 2009 03:50
Jason,

Harry Potter fans went psycho for SNAPE kthx. *TOTALLY isn't one of those... anymore* Personally I don't think he's that good looking either.

I live in Canada so it's not too bad on most occasions but there was a Jonas Brothers concert out here yesterday and there were these women in their mid twenties with shirts that said <3 Mrs. *insert name here* Jonas. It scared me.

And I am TOTALLY not a cougar. I'm younger than the actor, I bet. He's okay but really? Nothing special if you ask me. But I like Snape so

~Dianna

Comment by Jason King

September 1st 2009 04:03
OK - a Snape fetish is kind of odd. Hahahaha

He is by far the best actor in the whole series but he looks like he smells lol

OK - u is not a cougar but I definately fit the bill in regards to him - what would a male cougar be called besides old perv? I am going to call them Lynx's from now on because it sounds way more sexier than "old perv".

Comment by Dianna G

September 1st 2009 05:25
Jason,

DOM.

Dirty Old Man.

~Dianna

Comment by Natalina

September 1st 2009 06:30
Jason, I think I would fall firmly into the Cougar category if it came to an 18 year old boy...18 years old??? Jeez, I need to wash my dirty eyeballs out with soap now!

I like the word Cougar because it sounds more predatory. Lynx makes me think cute and cuddly, and not really pervy enough... What about Jaguar or Cheetah?

Or Dianna's suggestion could work LOL

I'll endeavor to give the books a chance and report back to you with my opinion. I love vampires, so maybe they won't be that bad.

Hey, I thought Snape was kinda hot. And there's nothing wrong with an old man smell. You should be fairly accustomed to it. Ooooooh, burn!

Now I'm interested to know which one of us is the older perv. I'm 31 years young...can you beat that???

Comment by Wilson Pon

September 1st 2009 11:37
Gosh, Jason. I hoped my gf won't faint, especially when she's seeing the shirtless Taylor, as I don't want her to be humiliated in front of public! Lol

Comment by Dianna G

September 1st 2009 17:26
Natalina,

They're Sparklepires get it right!

~Dianna

Comment by Jason King

September 1st 2009 21:29
Ewww - Dianna - a DOM makes me feel like a used condom.

Natalina - I like Jaguar

Hey, I thought Snape was kinda hot. And there's nothing wrong with an old man smell. You should be fairly accustomed to it. Ooooooh, burn!
- snap - I owe you for that one

And I win by 6yrs

Dianna - what are sparklespires???

Wilson - she will be alright I am sure

Comment by Natalina

September 1st 2009 21:44
We're as young as we feel Jason. Right now I feel about...say...19. So technically I'm not a Cougar afterall!

Yes, Dianna, I too am curious about Sparklespires. I won't share what I thought of when I first read that word, but suffice to say it dealt with those sparkly vampire boys from Twilight. I won't elaborate because I'm a lady.

Comment by Jason King

September 1st 2009 22:14
Today I feel like a 80yr old battling a horrid holiday flu but normally I am with you. I feel 19 most of the time. Also, working in a cinema most of the staff are under 18 and they think I act more immature than them most of the time

Yes, Dianna, I too am curious about Sparklespires. I won't share what I thought of when I first read that word, but suffice to say it dealt with those sparkly vampire boys from Twilight. I won't elaborate because I'm a lady.
- hahahahaha

Comment by Morgan Bell

September 2nd 2009 05:03
Robert Pattinson is a beauty, i think hes more attractive in real life too, in interviews he smiles and is open, his character is a bit of a sulky controlling sexist

Comment by Jason King

September 2nd 2009 05:11
Too true - Edward is a control freak
I have not seen him interviewed - only read some stuff and I LOVED him in Harry Potter

Thanks Lady Morgan

Comment by Anonymous

September 3rd 2009 04:28
Spelling is a dying art - it's WEREWOLF... not warewolf.

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